Archive | November, 2013

Elf On The Shelf Status: Carol’s Getting Her Five A Day

30 Nov

Elf on the Shelf Carol is getting her five servings of fruit a day, and I strongly suspect she is mocking me. Perched on a pile of produce, she gives me the side eye, like only an elf can, as I polish off the last of the lemon bars. It’s fine she’s reporting to Santa […]

Elf On The Shelf Status: How Do You Like Us Now, Santa?

30 Nov

Elf on the Shelf Certificate of Adoption

Oh, if Santa could see us now, in all our Elf on the Shelf glory! I am proud to say that last night, I visited the Elf on the Shelf site and I registered Carol–just like I said I would! She is official,and she has a Certificate of Adoption to prove it! You may congratulate […]

Elf On The Shelf Status: Santa’s Not Mad, He’s Just Disappointed

28 Nov

Elf on the Shelf

Let’s start by counting the number of yesterday’s Elf on the Shelf tasks I did complete. I assigned myself two tasks. I completed one half of one task. I did not log on to the Elf on the Shelf website and register our elf–er, I mean Carol. I did not make a grand plan for […]

Elf On The Shelf Status: Santa’s Corner Of Shame

27 Nov

Elf on the Shelf

Sssssssoooooo…here’s our sad, neglected elf–we’ll call her Carol for now (though, as I admitted yesterday, we haven’t officially named her or registered her yet). Here’s the story: We were so busy cooking Thanksgiving Dinner Round I, she got tired just looking at us, and she fell asleep on the piano where she alighted early yesterday […]

Where Should I Hide My Elf On The Shelf?

27 Nov

Elf on the Shelf

This year, in a shocking turn of events, I decided to do Elf on the Shelf at our house. I read that most people trot him or her out on Thanksgiving, so I introduced ours–a girl elf (her name is still pending, but I’m pretty sure it will be Carol) today. My bonus kids will […]

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