Tag Archives: Holidays

Elf On The Shelf Status: She Just Keeps Playing José Feliciano’s Feliz Navidad Over And Over

7 Dec

Elf on the Shelf Guitar

I awoke this morning to the sound of music, and the sight of our Elf on the Shelf, Carol, maniacally strumming my husband’s guitar. She was singing too. Really loud. Not one to dampen an Elf on the Shelf on the wagon’s spirits, I bid her good morning and started my day. An hour later, […]

Elf On The Shelf Status: A Holiday Intervention

6 Dec

Elf on the Shelf Drunk Wine

Friends, my carefree Elf on the Shelf days ended Sunday. Monday I could not find Carol. I looked everywhere. I thought perhaps she had just found a really good spot from which to stalk my family, but I was so, so wrong. She finally surfaced yesterday. My husband and I awoke to this shameful scene […]

Elf On The Shelf Status: Carol’s Getting Her Five A Day

30 Nov

Elf on the Shelf Carol is getting her five servings of fruit a day, and I strongly suspect she is mocking me. Perched on a pile of produce, she gives me the side eye, like only an elf can, as I polish off the last of the lemon bars. It’s fine she’s reporting to Santa […]

Elf On The Shelf Status: How Do You Like Us Now, Santa?

30 Nov

Elf on the Shelf Certificate of Adoption

Oh, if Santa could see us now, in all our Elf on the Shelf glory! I am proud to say that last night, I visited the Elf on the Shelf site and I registered Carol–just like I said I would! She is official,and she has a Certificate of Adoption to prove it! You may congratulate […]

Elf On The Shelf Status: Santa’s Not Mad, He’s Just Disappointed

28 Nov

Elf on the Shelf

Let’s start by counting the number of yesterday’s Elf on the Shelf tasks I did complete. I assigned myself two tasks. I completed one half of one task. I did not log on to the Elf on the Shelf website and register our elf–er, I mean Carol. I did not make a grand plan for […]


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